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A FUTURE OF PRUDES, NOT NUDES?
And the most prudish of all are the righteous defenders of righteousness at the Purity Foundation. When the director sends her own daughter on an undercover mission to eliminate sexual satisfaction from earth, the only thing standing between the human race and complete and total sexual frustration are the good instructors of the Seimann Sex Institute.
The dedicated instructors have devoted their lives to ensuring everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life by conduction kinky, filthy experiments. But they will have to use every tool and technique in their arsenal if they are to overcome this new threat, because the Purity Foundation isn't going down...
Get it? Heh heh.
THE SEXPERTS - KINKY SECRETS OF THE PEARL NECKLACE by Melinda DuChamp
It's science fiction. With orgasms.
Filled with ridiculous humor and steaming-hot sex scenes, Kinky Secrets of the Pearl Necklace is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for readers who are daring enough. This book is roughly 85 pages long.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"Science fiction and erotica shouldn't work, but this does. It's goofy, sexy fun." - Anonymous
"I don't trust anonymous quotes." - A different anonymous
"DuChamp is like the Shakespeare of erotica, except that her books are actually easy to read and entertaining." - A Shakespeare hater
"Why all the hate?" - Shakespeare
"I like putting a DuChamp book on my Kindle, making the font maximum size, and then getting aroused from across the room." - Someone who likes to get aroused from across the room
"I have two words for you." - A forgetful reader
"This will go down in the annals of sci-fi history. I said 'annals', with two N's. But I guess one N works as well." - Someone who is annal retentive
"I've gone through every DuChamp listing on Amazon and have read all the reviews. They're hysterical." - Someone with a lot of free time
"E = MC2." - Albert Einstein
"It's all sex and jokes! Where are the cookie recipes?" - A reader who confused this smut for a cookbook
What are you waiting for? Cookies? Read this book right now!
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